Rainbow Dash was the best. She was the fastest flier around; any-day-now member of the Wonderbolts; and the coolest pony in Ponyville, neigh, in all of Equestria (maaaybe Spitfire was a little cooler, but not by much.
Rainbow Dash, however had a problem. She wanted some Apple fritters, and she wanted them RIGHT NOW. Okay, that in and of itself is not a problem. The actual problem was that she had let her last nap go a little too long, and it was now the middle of the night! What's worse: no pony was awake to make her some apple fritters!
Usually, she'd just fly down to Sugarcube Corner and ask a particular pink pony to bake her some. Strangely, when Dash arrived, that particularly pink particular pony was sleeping just like the rest of the town. "Pinkie Pie actually sleeps?" Dash joked. Congratulating herself on her excellent quip, Rainbow Dash flew back home to find an alternative to satisfy her sweet tooth.
"Would apple fritters be considered a sweet?" Dash pondered as she r